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Mr. Brightside: shoguru: mechanic-greed-ler: You missed most of the point I, and...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 13:12:58 +0100

Mr. Brightside: shoguru: mechanic-greed-ler: You missed most of the point I, and...:

annehiro:

mechanic-greed-ler:

You are making this out to be a hate post, when it is not.

It was my opinion, Sho, and I am not sorry if you got upset. You did not have to read through it, and it was not an attack.

My best friend is Russian. Your inability to read English has nothing to do with that; please don’t make me out to be attacking you, I am not.

-Gatsby

I was going to highlight all the things in this post that are really asshole things to say to a person, but it ended up being entirely in bold and that’s rather hard to read.

i ain’t even in this fandom, but a friendly reminder:

1) INTENT IS NOT MAGICAL

2) IF YOU HURT SOMEONE (if you didn’t mean to, see point one) THEN THE APPROPRIATE AND POLITE THING TO DO IS TO APOLOGISE FOR UPSETTING THEM

3) saying “I have a friend who is x” is a shitty copout excuse and you fucking know it, not every x person is the same

4) “It was my opinion so you shouldn’t be hurt by it!” see number one and two

5) Shut the fuck up and apologise

this

Mr. Brightside: shoguru: mechanic-greed-ler: You missed most of the point I, and...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 12:48:54 +0100

Mr. Brightside: shoguru: mechanic-greed-ler: You missed most of the point I, and...:

shoguru:

mechanic-greed-ler:

You missed most of the point I, and others, were trying to convey, if you think that’s all it was about.

-Gatsby

Considering the fact that I am russian, and I can not read about 70% of the English text, I can only allocate familiar phrases and…

oh wow EXCUSE YOU?

Hating on a ship and tagging it with the ship name, as retarded as it may be, sure go ahead, BUT BEING A CONDESCENDING ASS TO MY FRIEND? I’LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. And don’t worry, I HAVE THE VOCABULARY TO DO IT.

Okay let’s start.

You missed most of the point I, and others, were trying to convey, if you think that’s all it was about.

Oh? Okay what was the point then? You know it IS actually pretty hard to make out, because all this post is about is WWEH WWEH, MY OTP GOT RUINED BECAUSE BLOG OWNER WANTED TO DO SOMETHING ELSE, CHANGED STORYLINE WWEH, THAT NEVER HAPPENS LIKE EVR RIGHT GAIS.

Or is it the SHIPS CAN ONLY BE KAWAIIFLUFFYCUTE, CRUD IS AN ASSHOLE, GREEDLERBOT LOEVS STEAM. Well guess what, he is a robot, why WOULDNT he care for him, if its PROGRAMMED? Oh and Crud is an asshole? EVERYONE IS. EVERY SINGLE BREATHING HUMAN IS IN A WAY AN ASSHOLE, BUT PEOPLE CHANGE.

Or is it the SEX IS DISGUSTING part? Woah why so mean about sex bruh? You were made with it. Sex is natural. SEX is not some superficial evil thing that is supposed to ruin relationships. If people arent having sex, that doesn’t mean their relationship is better than those who have mostly sex. Doesn’t make your ship more valid if they have never done it, but ooooooh I see, Steamcest was never brought up graphic on the blog, I see I see. WAIT BUT CREAMCEST WASN’T EITHER, but let’s not think about that, since you hate it, this is not a valid point right? Creamcest is still ALL ABOUT TEH EVIL SEXINGS.

ok moving on

You are making this out to be a hate post, when it is not.

If self contradiction a trait or something

It was my opinion, Sho, and I am not sorry if you got upset. You did not have to read through it, and it was not an attack.

Oh my GOD, is this person serious? No like for real, if you are trolling, then ok I get it, but if you’re not… omg??

SORRY SHO, I DON’T CARE THAT I GOT YOU UPSET, MY FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE HOW EDGY I AM, STANDING UP TO A POPULAR BLOG HERE GAIS, LOOK AT ME.

I’ll go put up a banner, that I think people that watch TV are dumb and I hate them, then say it’s just my opinion when they ask me wtf, and point and laugh at them when they get upset because DUHUHURRR THEY DID NOT HAVE TO READ IT.

My best friend is Russian.

ОХУЕТЬ БЛЯ ДОСТИЖЕНИЕ.

Tagging is used for organization.

ORGANISATION MY ASS. Is this your first day on tumblr, or are you secretly a 4 yr old? You don’t TAG YOUR FUCKING HATE. AND IF YOU DO, DON’T EXPECT PEOPLE NOT CALLING YOU OUT ON IT. AND THEN TAKE PRIDE IN SHITTING ALL OVER THEM WHEN THEY CAN’T DO IT PROPERLY BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.

TL ; DR

You are at fault here. You are horrible. I don’t know why you tagged this horrible post, and I don’t know why you didn’t apologice right away. I don’t know what it is about you people. Envy? IS it envy? Sho is not just ‘a popular blog’, HE IS A HUMAN BEING, WITH FEELINGS, THAT HALF OF YOU SUCCESFULLY SHIT UPON DAY BY DAY, AND I’M FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING IT, AND I’M FUCKING TIRED OF COMFORTING HIM, BECAUSE HONESTLY, I AM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS TO SOMEHOW JUSTIFY THIS FUCKING UNGRATEFUL, HATEFUL FANDOM. Oh and newsflash. Sburbox regrets she ever gave you permission for this blog.

Oh and P.S.

Also, there was no basis to GentlePimp; he still tried to get in Gent’s pants the whole time. These ships? Revolve around sex.

Not even gonna ask what’s up with the sexshaming (do you miss it or something? regular masturbation releases stress, you should look into that) but WOAH, DON’T EVEN GO INTO GENTLEPIMP AND ASSUME THINGS, IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW IT STARTED, WHO STARTED IT, WHAT IT’S ABOUT, AND HOW HE FEELS ABOUT IT.

ЧЕМ Я БЛЯ ПО НОЧАМ ЗАНИМАЮСЬ

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 00:35:00 +0200

ЧЕМ Я БЛЯ ПО НОЧАМ ЗАНИМАЮСЬ

Why are so many ask blogs following this blog. I feel like I’m destroying the innocent minds...

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 13:20:40 +0200

Why are so many ask blogs following this blog. I feel like I’m destroying the innocent minds of those poor characters.

i think something is wrong with me

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 03:04:15 +0200

i think something is wrong with me

I think I get more asks with them having to fuck, than actual...

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:59:33 +0200

I think I get more asks with them having to fuck, than actual normal questions : O

Have some swf porn, idc.

In b4 I forget some detail and it turns out to be embarrassin....

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 01:44:00 +0200

In b4 I forget some detail and it turns out to be embarrassin. This pairing is making me vomit rainbows.

Уххх, вы такие милые ребят ;v;

ask-awkward-oncelette replied to your post: hm ok I’m too scared to enter your inbox, but your art...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:56:35 +0200

ask-awkward-oncelette replied to your post: hm ok

I’m too scared to enter your inbox, but your art is fabulous.

thank you but omgno ;-; y u scared

hm ok

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 03:48:13 +0200

i have been receiving a number of complaints lately,so i just wanna clear some things up! i reply to EVERYONE. i dont ignore, ESPECIALLY if you are unanoned! i seem to not get A LOT of messages from friends, so please, if i dont reply, tumblr DID eat it. send again, send double i dont care but please dont be mad at me for not being aware of you contacting me! that is all.

booobobo

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 04:03:43 +0200

booobobo

alikurai: guys i have a legit concern. i once was foolish and drew something that is now nearing...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 04:31:21 +0200

alikurai:

guys i have a legit concern.

i once was foolish and drew something that is now nearing 19k notes.

19k

As you see here, when i reclaimed that blog, i deleted everything sfwish i did

BUT I STILL GET NOTES FOR THIS OMFG. YOU SEE, THERE IS NO PIC SHOWING, I DELETED IT, BUT I STILLL GET NOOOTES

HELP????

HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS

It’s funny how… this is for both Sho and Sburbox,...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 23:36:57 +0200

It’s funny how… this is for both Sho and Sburbox, but if I’m confident enough to show it for one, because we’re both demented perverts, I really don’t want this to be seen by the other, because MY PRECIOUS INNOCENT ANGEL BABY, I DON’T WANT TO TAINT YOU.

Q_Q вот такие пироги.

the artist was put in the cone of shame for this. But despite...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 01:38:00 +0200

the artist was put in the cone of shame for this.

But despite everything, I am extremely proud of me, I mean, it took me 10 whole fuckin days before I slashed the fuckoutofeverything. NEW RECORD.

Bluh, I can’t do pimp justice. You can however still have a Gent?… i’m sorry if...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 21:05:00 +0200

Bluh, I can’t do pimp justice. You can however still have a Gent?…

i’m sorry if i got the design wrong i don’t know this character very well yet OTL

huh. apparently my asks were turned off. whatdoyaknow. /fixed it

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 20:19:48 +0200

huh. apparently my asks were turned off. whatdoyaknow. /fixed it

sburbox: а вторую завтра отдам по скайпегу, а то там спойлеры...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:55:39 +0200

sburbox:

а вторую завтра отдам по скайпегу, а то там спойлеры 0„,0

ААА?!?!? АААААААА???? КАК ТЫ ТАК УМЕЕШЬ. БЛИН КАКИЕ ОНИ. Я НЕ МОГУ. (ВТОРУЮ?? МЕНЯ КОНДРАТИЙ СХВАТИТ)

That awkward moment when you realise that your character is a...

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:34:00 +0200

That awkward moment when you realise that your character is a motherfucking little shit.

COLLAB BETWEEN SHO AND ME BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT. FANART JUST FOR FUN 8U ~~so yeah, whatever weird headcanon you have, this does not interfere :>~~

He coloured mine and I coloured his :> This was so much fun. BUT IT WAS ALSO OHGODOHGODWHATDOIDONOWHOWDOICOLOURWHATISthecrappychairismydoingbtw

Done today ….on stream… hnnn! This was supposed to...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 02:32:00 +0200

Done today ….on stream… hnnn! This was supposed to be a simple cropped picture, what the hell happened?!

alikurai: ;u; ахахааа… так я и не дорисовала очки, ПРОСТИ. This...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 18:06:43 +0200

alikurai:

;u; ахахааа… так я и не дорисовала очки, ПРОСТИ.

This is for my friend sburbox uwu I love those guys.

alikurai: Why hello onceler fandom. I’m gone for a few months,...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 18:06:23 +0200

alikurai:

Why hello onceler fandom. I’m gone for a few months, and nothing is how I remember it BO

apparently there’s ships between blogs now. and what i ship is called CLASSIC oncest? XD

the word CLASSIC makes me think of… something very very…esfkcghjhfd-

IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD.

also the giant purple dildo represents the fandom drama. if you know what i mean